For the last few weeks, I’ve been writing a song — “I Don’t Wanna Be Late (Don’t Wanna Be Early Either)” — which is about maintaining happy mediums.
As I’ve realized how many happy mediums we struggle to maintain, I’ve added verse after verse, until the song is now over 13 minutes long.
I assume that people don’t wanna listen to a song that’s too long (or too short), but this morning I’ve written a new verse about my needing to maintain a different happy medium. I won’t record this verse but I will share it with you:
My INR can’t be low. It can’t be too high either.
As all my doctors know, to survive I have to be neither.
What’s so bad if my INR’s too low?
Strokes and a clogged mechanical heart valve, Bro.
What’s so bad if the INR’s high?
Over-bleeding, I might be needing to say goodbye.
A year ago, my INR was too low and I had a mini-stroke. Since then, I’ve been working hard to maintain happy mediums for my INR (above 2.7) until this unexpected reading on Sunday:
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No one was happy about this and to regain a happy medium, I’ve injected myself with something called Lovenox, stopped eating greens, and upped my dosage of Coumadin. But we don’t want me to go too high, either, so I’ll be retesting myself this morning.
In the meantime, do you see happy mediums in the rest of my images for today?
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I need to get ready to retest my INR, hoping that nobody has to take me to a doctor today. If the INR is not a happy medium, I’ll be talking like a pirate (“Arrrrggghhhh!”)
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Arrrgghh! Now it’s too high. (It’s suppose to be below 3.5). As some of us suspected, Sunday’s too-low reading was false one. (That’s the first time I’ve experienced that with my home monitor.) I’m happy that I challenged my doctor’s initial plan for me to inject myself twice a day and wait to retest until Friday. And happy that I’m well on my way to restoring my happy medium.
Here’s what I find on YouTube when I search for “happy mediums.”
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Thanks to all who do their best to maintain happy mediums, including YOU!
great humor annie, look out the window and say to yourself, I’m on a mission and i dont need complications, you will be feeling better in seconds, cheers, stay well, prayers do work, amen.
Great comment and thank you! 🙏
You’ve read your Aristotle, right?
Yep.
When I first read your title I thought, “My goodness. Ann is talking about a psychic.” Ha! Proof that I don’t put any limits on what I expect of your creativity, my friend! 😀
I almost made a joke about that! Your comments keep me on track, my supportive friend.
This weekend I read something that said, “Mediums can talk to ghosts. Just imagine what they could do if they were larges.” It made me laugh and also think about your song and how sometimes the happy medium is going to the extreme.
You make me extremely happy, my friend.
I hope your INR is fine now,Ann! I am going to look up how greens affects it
Greens bring the INR down because they are a natural coagulating agent. And thanks for your hopes, Maureen! 💕
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Here’s to your best numbers, Ann.
You’re the best, my friend.
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What does INR stand for? I hope your INR isnt high now!
I Never Remember what INR stands for, but it’s an indication of how my blood is clotting, which determines how much Coumadin I should be taking.